No test-mouse, Madonna's longings lost in the translation

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No test-mouse, Madonna's longings lost in the translation


The newspaper USA Today has translated into English the partial text 
of an interview Madonna did, through an interpreter, with the Budapest 
newspaper Blikk, while she was in Hungary filming this Evita movie. 
Here's a taste:

Blikk: Madonna, Budapest says hello with arms that are spread-eagled. 
       Did you have a visit here that was agreeable? Are you in good 
       odor?

Madonna: Thank you for saying these compliments (holds up hands). 
         Please stop with taking sensationalist photographs until I 
         have removed my garments for all to see (laughs). This is a 
         joke I have made.

Blikk: Madonna, let's cut toward the hunt: Are you a bold hussy-woman 
       that feasts on men who are tops?

Madonna: Yes, yes, this is certainly something that brings to the 
         surface my longings. In America, it is not considered to be 
         mentally ill when a woman advances on her prey in a 
         discotheque setting with hardy cocktails present.

Blikk: Is this how you met Carlos, your love-servant who is reputed? 
       ... Were you dating many other people in your bed at the same 
       time?

Madonna: No, he was the only one I was dating in my bed then, so it is 
         a scientific fact that the baby was made in my womb using him. 
         But as regards these questions, enough! I am a woman and not 
         a test-mouse! ...

Blikk: OK, here's a question from left space: What was your book Slut 
       about?

Madonna: It was called Sex, my book.

Blikk: Not in Hungary. Here it was called Slut ... .


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