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Sunday Drive

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Sunday Drive
A man and his wife are driving on the highway when the man is pulled over. The officer asks the man if he realizes that he was going 85 m.p.h. The man explains that he was going 60 m.p.h. the entire trip and had just sped up to keep up with traffic. The wife says, "No, you have been going 80-85 the entire trip." The man replies, "Shut up woman!" The policeman then asks the man why he is not wearing his seatbelt. The man states that he was wearing it the entire trip and just took it off to get his wallet out for his license. The wife says, "That is not true. You never had your seat belt on." The man replies, "Shut your ugly face!" The policeman walks over to the passenger side of the vehicle and motions for the woman to roll down her window. The policeman asks the woman, "Does he always talk to you like this?" The woman replies, "No officer, only when he is drunk."
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Entered on: 06/06/1998
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