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Jesus Returns

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Jesus Returns
The Bishop runs into to the Pope's quarters and says "Your Holiness, I have good news and I have bad news!" Pope: "What's the good news? Bishop: "Jesus has returned to earth! He's on the phone and wants to speak with you!" Pope: "and the Bad News?" Bishop "He's calling from Salt Lake City!"
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Entered on: 03/23/1998
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