THE WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MEN IS REALLY SAYING WHEN HE SAYS...
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THE WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MEN IS REALLY SAYING WHEN HE SAYS...
(in any situation)
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
(on a one-on-one situation)
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
(in a group)
Anyone want to go eat? = I want to go eat
Who wants to see this movie? = Do we have to see this movie?
Who wants to see this movie? = Doesn't anyone else want to see this
movie?
What's wrong? = I don't see why are you making such a big deal out of
this.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological
trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = Oh no! Not again!
What's wrong? = WHAT IS IT NOW?
What's wrong? = Quit whining!
What's wrong? = Oh god of all creatures big and small, please
don't let it be a long one!
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
Yes dear = Bitch!
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now.
I love you too = Now why did you have to say that, it makes my
stomach turn.
(answering to her "Did you think that girl was pretty" question)
She was all right = If an elephant came into the room, would I not
see it?
Sure, let's go see that play = I don't want to go, but you'll make my
life miserable if I don't go.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair
= I liked it better before.
= 50 bucks and it doesn't look that much different!
= For 50 bucks they should have given you more hair instead of
taking some away.
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Hello, FTD? I'd like to send some flowers to my girlfriend/wife...
= This ought to shut her up for a while at the expense of
some humiliation from my male peers.
= This ought to secure sex with her tonight!
(while shopping)
I like that one better = pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay
(suicide)
Will you marry me?
= I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other
guys.
= I might as well get tax benefits for going through these
"talks"
= I don't want to have "talks" over the phone anymore.
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Entered on: 06/06/1998
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