Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder.
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Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder.
A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws,
and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a
woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head,
apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw
the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open.
The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said
"Are you okay?"
The woman answered "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my
brains in."
Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store
officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car
because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the
woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.
A Pilsbury biscuit cannister had exploded, apparently from the heat in
the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her
in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the
dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at
first, then attempted to hold her brains in.
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Entered on: 06/06/1998
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