At Least the English aren't getting any

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At Least the English aren't getting any


There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere
where the following people are stranded:
 * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
 * 2 French men and 1 French woman
 * 2 German men and 1 German woman
 * 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
 * 2 English men and 1 English woman
 * 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
 * 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
 * 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of
nowhere ...

 * The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman
 * The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
 together in a "menage a trois"---
 * The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
 alternate with   the German woman
 * The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman
 is cleaning and cooking for them
 * The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to
 the English woman
 * The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look
 at the woman and started swimming.
 * The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide
 while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and
 the true nature of feminism.  But at least it's not snowing and the
 taxes are low.
 * The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and
 setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the
 picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of
 coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting
 any...


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