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Snow
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Snow
President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is
shining, the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow on the
ground.
He stretches and goes to look out the window at the snow-covered White
House lawn and sees the words "President Clinton sucks" written in pee
in the snow. Clinton gets all upset and calls White House Security.
He tells them he doesn't care what it takes but he wants to know who
did this.
The Chief of Security returns in a couple of days to the President and
tells him that he has good news, bad news, and real bad news. "OK,"
says Clinton, "give me the good news first, then the bad news, and
then the real bad news."
The Chief says: "The good news is after taking analysis of the pee, we
know who the culprit is."
Clinton nods and the Chief continues: "The bad news is the culprit is
Vice President Gore."
This really upsets the President, but he controls his anger and asks
the Chief to tell him the real bad news.
The Chief of Security swallows and says, "It's in Hilary's hand
writing".
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Entered on: 06/05/1998
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