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Divine Time, Bill
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Divine Time, Bill
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking
and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately,
I sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ... ever since our incident, her
price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."
Bill (with a chuckle), "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her
number?" So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.
They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy,
mumbling "God ...now I know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies: "Thank you Bill ... and now I know how you chose
the name ... Microsoft."
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Entered on: 06/05/1998
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Yeah yeah, this jok is dated. Who wrote it though? Conan O'Brien made an early Microsoft Joke in a monologue...
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