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Divine Time, Bill

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Divine Time, Bill
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!" Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ... ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune." Bill (with a chuckle), "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?" So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date. They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God ...now I know why you chose the name Divine." To which she replies: "Thank you Bill ... and now I know how you chose the name ... Microsoft."
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Entered on: 06/05/1998
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Copy and paste this into an email to a friend. We can make it easy for you. Mail it off with the Netscrap(TM) MailTool. Yeah yeah, this jok is dated. Who wrote it though? Conan O'Brien made an early Microsoft Joke in a monologue...

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