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the plan

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the plan
In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers. And they spoke amongst themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinketh." And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof." And the Supervisors went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide it. It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength." And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, "It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong." And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents saying, "It promotes growth and it is very powerful." And the Vice Presidents went unto the President saying, "This new Plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with powerful effects." And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the Plan became policy. And this is how Shit Happens.
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Entered on: 06/05/1998
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