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Lost at Sea
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Lost at Sea
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the middle
of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box
of provisions before their ship slipped below the surface. After
floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran out of food and water.
On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst
and starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in
the water.
As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an oil lamp(the
kind the genies come in). They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it."POOF"
out popped a tired old genie who said...
"OK, so you freed me from this stupid lamp, yadda, yadda, yadda. Buthey,
I've been doing this 3 wishes stuff for a long time now and quitefrankly,
I'm burned out. You guys get only ONE wish and then I'm OUTTA here. Make
it a good one".
The first guy, without hesitation or thought blurted out, "Give us all
the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!!!"
"Fine," said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean into beer.
"Great move Einstein!" said the second guy, slapping the first guy in
the head. "NOW we're gonna have to pee in the BOAT!"
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Entered on: 03/19/1998
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