Shakespearean Insult Kit

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Shakespearean Insult Kit


To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":

Column 1            	Column 2            	Column 3
artless             	base-court              apple-john
bawdy               	bat-fowling        	baggage
beslubbering        	beef-witted         	barnacle
bootless            	beetle-headed       	bladder
churlish            	boil-brained       	boar-pig
cockered            	clapper-clawed      	bugbear
clouted             	clay-brained        	bum-bailey
craven              	common-kissing      	canker-blossom
currish            	crook-pated         	clack-dish
dankish             	dismal-dreaming     	clotpole
dissembling         	dizzy-eyed          	coxcomb
droning             	doghearted          	codpiece
errant              	dread-bolted        	death-token
fawning             	earth-vexing        	dewberry
fobbing            	elf-skinned       	flap-dragon
froward             	fat-kidneyed        	flax-wench
frothy              	fen-sucked          	flirt-gill
gleeking            	flap-mouthed        	foot-licker
goatish             	fly-bitten          	fustilarian
gorbellied          	folly-fallen        	giglet
impertinent         	fool-born           	gudgeon
infectious          	full-gorged         	haggard
jarring             	guts-griping        	harpy
loggerheaded        	half-faced          	hedge-pig
lumpish            	hasty-witted        	horn-beast
mammering           	hedge-born          	hugger-mugger
mangled             	hell-hated         	joithead
mewling             	idle-headed         	lewdster
paunchy             	ill-breeding        	lout
pribbling           	ill-nurtured        	maggot-pie
puking              	knotty-pated        	malt-worm
puny                	milk-livered        	mammet
qualling            	motley-minded       	measle
rank                	onion-eyed          	minnow
reeky               	plume-plucked       	miscreant
roguish             	pottle-deep         	moldwarp
ruttish             	pox-marked          	mumble-news
saucy               	reeling-ripe        	nut-hook
spleeny             	rough-hewn          	pigeon-egg
spongy              	rude-growing        	pignut
surly               	rump-fed            	puttock
tottering           	shard-borne         	pumpion
unmuzzled           	sheep-biting        	ratsbane
vain                	spur-galled         	scut
venomed             	swag-bellied        	skainsmate
villainous          	tardy-gaited        	strumpet
warped              	tickle-brained      	varlet
wayward             	toad-spotted        	vassal
weedy               	unchin-snouted      	whey-face
yeasty              	weather-bitten      	wagtail


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