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It happened in church...

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It happened in church...
A man showed up at his doctor's office with a broken nose. "My, how did this happen?" asked the doctor. "Well, it happened in church," answered the man. "In church!" "Yes. I sat behind a big fat woman. When she stood up, I noticed that the back of her dress was pinched between her cheeks. I thought she'd be embarrassed to have that happen, so I leaned over the pew and pulled it out. She turned around and whacked me in the face with her purse and broke my nose." Sometime after his nose had healed, the man appeared at the doctor's office with his nose broken again. "Oh dear. How did it happen this time?" asked the doctor. "I sat behind the same woman in church, and when she stood up her dress was caught between her cheeks again," answered the man. "You didn't pull her dress again, did you?" gasped the doctor. "Oh, no! The guy standing next to me did. And I, knowing how much she hated that, reached over and pushed it back in.
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Entered on: 06/05/1998
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