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A guy goes into confession...
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A guy goes into confession...
A guy goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80
years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last
night I had an affair and I made love to two 18 year old girls.
Both of them. Twice."
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in
confession?"
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody."
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Entered on: 03/18/1998
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