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Love letter to Food Thief

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Love letter to Food Thief
They ate my food out of the office refrigerator. I thought you would be interested in the sentiments expressed in my note to the thief. I will be attaching this note to the 1/2 of my sandwich I'm putting into the fridge right now. Rest assured, my decoy plan is alive and well - this is merely an interim step until I can get some Visene: Dear Food Thief, How are you today? Have you stolen anyone's food yet? If you decide to take this sandwich, you will have implicitly agreed to a game of Russian Roulette. I may have put something in this sandwich. Perhaps it will make you sick. I guess you'll find out for yourself. Enjoy.
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Entered on: 03/18/1998
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