Love letter to Food Thief
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Love letter to Food Thief
They ate my food out of the office refrigerator.
I thought you would be interested in the sentiments expressed in my
note to the thief. I will be attaching this note to the 1/2 of my
sandwich I'm putting into the fridge right now. Rest assured, my
decoy plan is alive and well - this is merely an interim step until
I can get some Visene:
Dear Food Thief,
How are you today? Have you stolen anyone's food yet? If you decide
to take this sandwich, you will have implicitly agreed to a game of
Russian Roulette. I may have put something in this sandwich. Perhaps
it will make you sick. I guess you'll find out for yourself.
Enjoy.
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Entered on: 03/18/1998
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