Training

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Training


A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing 
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train 
stop, and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want to get 
off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you 
sons of bitches who are returning and want to get on, get your asses 
on the train now, cause we're going down the tracks!"

The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use 
that kind of language in this house. Now go to you room and stay there 
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your 
train, but only if you use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing 
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son 
say "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember 
to take all of you belongings with you. We thank you for riding 
with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will 
ride with us again soon." 

She hears the little boy continue. "For those of you just boarding, 
we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under you seat. Remember, 
there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant 
and relaxing journey with us today."

Then, the child added, "And for those of you who are pissed off 
about the TWO HOUR DELAY, see the bitch in the kitchen."


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