Beautiful Lady

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Beautiful Lady


A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her 
right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." 
He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go 
along." 

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to 
a very nice resort. So one morning they were lying by the pool, when 
he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did 
a two and a half tuck gainer, this followed by a three rotations in 
jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like 
a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and laid down 
on the towel. 

She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told 
you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps.
After about thirty laps she climbed back out and laid down on her towel
hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the
canal...


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