YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN...

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN...


*  You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
   processor.com

*  You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you
   just pulled the plug on a loved one.

*  Your start introducing yourself as "Jon at I-I-Net dot com"

*  Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of
   what she looks like.

*  All of your friends have an @ in their name.

*  You can't call your mother..... she doesn't have a modem.

*  Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.

*  You laugh at people with 2400 modems.

*  You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
   landscape.

*  You refer to going to the bathroom as 

*  You tell the cab driver you live at:
    http://23.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html

*  Your spouse makes a new rule:  "The computer cannot come to bed."

*  You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in
   front of your computer with a commode.

*  You start tilting your head sideways to smile.  :)

*  You turn on your computer and turn off your spouse.

*  Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage..... so
   you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two
   of you can chat.

*  You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed
   to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."

.....AND THE #1 CLUE THAT YOUR ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET IS........

*  Your dog has its own home page.  :-)


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