Hitakushi!

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Hitakushi!


A young, inexperienced (in more ways than one) business executive for 
a multinational corporation gets his first overseas assignment in 
Japan.  His first night there a young geisha girl brings up a bouquet 
of the hotel's complimentary flowers.  She is quite sexy, our young 
exec thinks, and so he decides to go for it.  She accepts his 
proposition, and they proceed to the bedroom.

During lovemaking, the girl mutters the word, "Hitakushi, Hitakushi," 
occasionally.  Being the inexperienced young lad that he is, he 
believes that "Hitakushi" must mean "Great" in Japanese.  The night 
ends, and the man feels like he is top of the world.  But it does not 
end there.  The girl returns the next evening, and the same thing 
happens as the night before.  And always the girl is saying, 
"Hitakushi".  He, needless to say feels like quite the dynamo.

The week is coming to a close, and the exec's last duty is to play a 
round of golf with a perspective Japanese business client.  Both 
players are having a mediocre day, until the 9th hole.  The Japanese 
man hits a hole-in-one, and, our young exec, thinking he had the 
perfect opportunity to use his new word in Japanese, yells out 
emphatically, "Hitakushi!  Hitakushi!"

The Japanese man turns around and asks angrily, "What the hell do you 
mean, WRONG HOLE!?!?!?!?"


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