Bumperstickers

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Bumperstickers


Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.
 
 Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
 
 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 
 I love cats ... they taste just like chicken
 
 Out of my mind.  Back in five minutes.
 
 Cover me.  I'm changing lanes.
 
 As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
 
 Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
 
 Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
 
 I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather: Not screaming and yelling
 like the passengers in his car ...

 Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
    
 The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
 
 I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
 
 Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.
 
 Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
 
 It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
 
 When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
 
 Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
 
 Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
 
 Wink, I'll do the rest!
 
 I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
 
 When there's a will, I want to be in it!
 
 Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
 
 If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
 
 Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
 
 It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
 
 Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
 
 Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
 
 Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
 
 We are born naked, wet and hungry.  Then things get worse.
 
 Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
 
 He/She who laughs last thinks slowest
 
 Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
 
 Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 
 Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
 
 i souport publik edekasion
 
 We are Microsoft.  Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
 
 Be nice to your kids.  They'll choose your nursing home.
 
 Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
 
 Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
 
 Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a
 rock.
 
 I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
 
 Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.


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