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A RIDE HOME
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A RIDE HOME
The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since
the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home
in the patrol car. "Are you sure this is your house?" the cop asked as
they drove into a rather fashionable neighborhood.
"Shertainly!" said the drunk, "and if you'll just open the door f'me, I
can prove it to ya." Entering the living room, he said, "You shee that
piano? Thash mine. You shee that giant television set? Thast mine
too. Now follow me."
The police officer followed the man as he shakily negotiated the stairs
to the second floor. The drunk pushed open the first door they came
to. "Thish ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee the bed there? Thast
mine! Shee that woman lying in the bed? Thash my wife. An' see that
guy lying next to her?
"Yeah?" the cop replied suspiciously. Beginning at this point to
seriously doubt the man's story.
"Well, thash me!"
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Entered on: 05/15/1998
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