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Drugs vs. Software
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Drugs vs. Software
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Drug dealers Software developers
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Refer to their clients Refer to their clients
as "users". as "users".
"The first one's free!" "Download a free trial version..."
Have important South- Have important South-East
East Asian connections Asian connections
(to help move the stuff). (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: Strange jargon:
"Stick," "Rock," "SCSI," "RTFM,"
"Dime bag," "E". "Java," "ISDN".
Realize that there's Realize that there's
tons of cash in the tons of cash in the
14- to 25-year-old 14- to 25-year-old
market. market.
Job is assisted by the Job is assisted by
industry's producing industry's producing
newer, more potent newer, faster machines.
mixes.
Often seen in the Often seen in the company of
company of pimps marketing people and venture
and hustlers. capitalists.
Their product causes DOOM. Quake. SimCity.
unhealthy addictions. Duke Nukem. 'Nuff said.
Do your job well, and Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!
you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who
depend on you.
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Entered on: 05/14/1998
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