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  • Art, I'm a museum curator.
  • Chuck, I'm a butcher.
  • Gene, I'm a DNA researcher.
  • Curt and Rod, we are in the drapery business.
  • Will, I'm a lawyer.
  • Sue. I'm also a lawyer.
  • Mary. I'm a justice of the peace.
  • Phillip, I'm a service station attendant.
  • Bill. I run a collection agency
  • Grant, I would be a loan officer.
  • Bill. I run a collection agency.
  • Mike. I'm an announcer
  • Toni. I'm a hair dresser.
  • Gail. I'm a meteorologist
  • John. I'm a plumber
  • Herb. I'm a cook.
  • Stu. I also cook.
  • Wade, I'm in swimming pool maintenance.
  • Rob. I'm a thief.
  • Woody. A Forester.
  • Les I'm a dietician
  • Harry. I'm a barber.
  • Iris. I'm an optomotrist
  • Teddy I'm in lingerie
  • Carol. I sing during the holidays.
  • Bea. I'm in the honey business..
  • Hugh. I'm a painter.
  • Jim I train boxers
  • Brigham I'm a chauffeur
  • Dean A college chancellor
  • Nat and Bea. We are entomologist2
  • Bud. I'm in flowers.
  • And I'm Rose. I'm a gardener.
  • Clarence, I specialize in end-of-season inventory closeout sales.
  • Manuel, I write intruction books.
  • Ruby and Pearl. We're jewelers.
  • Marshall. I'm a peace officier.
  • Gil. I'm a fisherman.
  • Avery. I raise birds.
  • Cliff. I'm a mountaineer.
  • Sherry. I'm a wine-master.
  • Cary. I'm a porter.
  • Barry. I'm an undertaker.
  • Chevy and Mercedes. We are car dealers. Abbie. I'm a Mother Superior.
  • Belle. I play the carillon.
  • Candy. I'm a confectioner.
  • Jack. I'm a banker.
  • Dick. I'm a plain-clothes policeman.
  • Bet. I'm a coupier.
  • Leo. A lion trainer.
  • Ham. I raise pigs
  • Otto. I'm a car mechanic.
  • Herald. I'm a messenger.
  • Ray. I'm a roentgenologist.
  • Faith. I'm a minister.
  • Bart. I drive a bus.
  • Frank, the Hot-Dog vendor
  • Holly, I'm a holiday decorator
  • Shelly, I'm an expert on mollusks
  • Rich, A successful investment banker.
  • Brooks. I'm an irrrigation consultant.
  • Tom. I bred cats.
  • Lute. I'm a musician.
  • Tellie. A gossip columnist
  • Victor, and I'm a winner in everything I do.
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  • Entered on: 03/18/1998
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