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odorless, colorless
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odorless, colorless
An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to
an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor
Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In
fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty
times. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three
times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."
Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's
office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but
the problem is worse! I haven't stopped farting, but now they
smell terrible! What's going on?"
"Calm down, Mrs.Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now
that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
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Entered on: 05/14/1998
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