Hot Monkey Love

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Hot Monkey Love


A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a 
few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very ornery, and difficult 
to handle.  Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the 
problem: she was in heat. What to do? There was no male of this 
species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed 
Mike, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Now 
Mike, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, 
and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they 
might have a solution. Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy 
the female gorilla. So he was approached with a proposition: would 
he be willing to screw the gorilla--for five hundred bucks? Mike 
replied that he might be interested, but would have to think 
the matter over.

The following day, Mike announced that he would accept their offer, 
but only under three conditions:

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her," and "Second, I 
want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this 
union."

The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what 
could be the third?

"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week to come up with 
the five hundred bucks."


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