Medical Developments For Men

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Medical Developments For Men


BEYOND VIAGRA:
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer the manufacture, is bringing forth a 
whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of
men in today's society.

DIRECTRA:
A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72
percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, 
compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA:
Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually
finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA:
Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to perform 
more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and 
"little accidents."

COMPLIMENTRA:
In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this 
drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being 
tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA:
Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their
sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for only 
two days. Still to be seen:  whether the drug can be continued for 
a period longer than your favorites store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA:
Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra.  Currently undergoing clinical
trials on sitting U.S. President.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA:
This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off 
televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA:
This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into 
food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA:
This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D.
(Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA:
About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group 
an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other 
people. Note:  Apparent overdose turned three test subjects
into "special  prosecutors."

LIAGRA:
This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about 
their sexual affairs.  Will be available Regular, Grand Jury 
and Presidential Strength versions.


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