FBI

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FBI


A true story from the Center for Strategic and International
Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME...

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego
that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After
hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents
had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the
investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to
order a quick dinner for his colleagues.

The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded
by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.

 Agent:      Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans
             of soda.
 Pizza Man:  And where would you like them delivered?
 Agent:      We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
 Pizza Man:  The psychiatric hospital?
 Agent:      That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
 Pizza Man:  You're an FBI agent?
 Agent:      That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
 Pizza Man:  And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
 Agent:      That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the 
             front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go 
             around to the back to the service entrance to deliver 
             the pizzas.
 Pizza Man:  And you say you're all FBI agents?
 Agent:      That's right. How soon can you have them here?
 Pizza Man:  And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
 Agent:      That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
 Pizza Man:  How are you going to pay for all of this?
 Agent:      I have my checkbook right here.
 Pizza Man:  And you're all FBI agents?
 Agent:      That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you 
             remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service 
             entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.
 Pizza Man:  I don't think so.


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