STAR: Trek vs. Wars

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STAR: Trek vs. Wars


TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD 
KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE

  10) In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on
      "stun".

  9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit
     and a crew of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon 
     does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

  8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
     Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable --- After pithy
     Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

  7) One word: Lightsabers.

  6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

  5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

  4) Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
     encounters.

  3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
     action. 

  2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
     "Slave I".

  1) Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at 
     one-quarter impulse power --- Han Solo floors it.


TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS MIGHT
NOT HAVE SUCH AN EASY TIME OF IT IN KIRKS UNIVERSE...

  10) In the Star Wars Universe the weapons rarely, if ever, 
      can be rigged to power small planets.

   9) Like I said; Scotty and one phaser.

   8) After his first major fight Luke looses a hand and runs away.
      Kirk gets into all out fist fight brawls every day with any 
      number of aliens, and only cuts his lip and tears his shirt, 
      which by the way only serves to piss him off.

   7) One word: Transporters.

   6) HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT KLINGONS EAT!!!

   5) Kirk is only concerned with class "M" because there may be 
      chicks on it.

   4) Luke Skywalker is NOT obsessed with sleeping with every alien 
      he encounters.  What's wrong with that boy?

   3) Kahn would wait0 years on a desert hell planet for the soul
      purpose of plucking out Jaba's eyes and having them for lunch.

   2) Spock can talk to cement creatures.

   1) C'mon we all know the Enterprise has no set limitations on it's 
      speed. The more dire the situation the faster Scotty can get 
      that ship going. With a little help from some rerouted phasers 
      and the front radar array Kirk has had that bad boy going warp 
      13+, and if there were a Green Chick at the other end it could 
      go faster!


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