Family Values

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Family Values


One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said,
"Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married
to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and
her name is Susan.

After dinner, George's dad took him aside,  "Son, I have to talk
with you." "Look at your mother, George.  She and I have been
married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has
never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so  I used to fool
around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and
I'm afraid you can't marry her."

George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually
started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very
proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in
June.

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and
broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm
awfully sorry about this."

George was livid!  He finally decided to go to his mother with
the news his father had shared.

"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get
married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me
the girl is my half sister."

"Heh heh," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any
attention to what he says.  He's not really your father."


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