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Animal antics
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Animal antics
A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a
mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the farmer
to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm but the
farmer can't be found. He drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud
hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end
of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving
him from sinking!
A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing in the meadow again
and the rabbit fell into the mud hole. The rabbit yelled to the horse to
go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can
stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and
said, "Grab for my'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the rabbit did and
pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a
Mercedes.
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Entered on: 05/12/1998
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