Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)


10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred 
    banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance".)

 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. 
    (I don't want to do my Dad.)

 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest 
    dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending 
    the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the 
    other guys I'm seeing.)

 6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of 
    Ben and Jerry's.)

 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were 
    in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)

 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring 
    and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you 
    in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have 
    sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

Now the male perspective on the same issue:

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

 6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

 5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

 4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

 2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

 1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)


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