DOS trivia

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DOS trivia


Best file compression around:  "DEL *.*" = 100% compression

The definition of an upgrade:  Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

The name is Baud......, James Baud

BUFFERS=20  FILES=5  2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

Access denied==nah nah nah nah nah!

C:> Bad command or file name!  Go stand in the corner.

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename?"

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Southern DOS:  Y'all reckon?  (Yep/Nop)

....File not found.  Should I fake it?  (Y/N)

Ethernet:  something used to catch the etherbunny.

A mainframe:  The largest PC peripheral available.

CONGRSS.SYS Corrupted:  Re-boot Washington D.C.  (Y/N)?

A computers attention span is as long as it's power cord.

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?

SENILE.COM found...Out of Memory
 
Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?

All computers wait at the same speed.

DEFINITION:  Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to continue.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

Enter any -digit prime number to continue...

ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Error:  Keyboard not attached.  Press F to continue...

Hidden DOS secret:  Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Read my chips:  No new upgrades!

Hit any user to continue...

2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!


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