Some things to ponder....

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Some things to ponder....


What is the speed of dark?

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in? 

Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's? 

If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of 
earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees? 

What is a "free" gift?  Aren't all gifts free? 

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting
out of the water?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? 

What's another word for synonym? 

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, 
is it considered a hostage situation? 

When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? 

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers
aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 

How can there be self-help groups? 

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't 
drink and drive?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited 
there?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? 

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? 

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a 
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called
cargo?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? 

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 

Where are Preparations A through G? 

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? 

If knees were backward, what would chairs look like? 

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw
the top one away?

When your pet birds sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder 
why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting? 

What happened to the first 6 "ups"? 

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon 
called a yellow?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell? 

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


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