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Dog's Funeral

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Dog's Funeral
An Irish farmer's dog died suddenly after a long and happy life. Mulrooney visited the parish priest to arrange a funeral. Mulrooney: I'd like to have a proper funeral for my dog, who died last night. Priest: I'm sorry, we don't conduct funerals for pets. You can try the Christian church down the road - I think they perform dog funerals. Mulrooney: All right. Do you think $25,000 will be enough to cover their expenses for the service? Priest: Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?
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Entered on: 05/11/1998
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