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Some answers given by students who took a Bible knowledge test

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Some answers given by students who took a Bible knowledge test
1. The first book of the Bible is Guinness's in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple 2. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark 3. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night 4. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles 5. Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients 6. Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 0 Commandments 7. The seventh commandment is, "thou shalt not admit adultery" 8. Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol 9. Solomon had00 wives and 700 porcupines 10. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption 11. The people who followed Jesus were called the 2 decibels 12. The epistles were the wives of the apostles 13. One of the opossums was St. Matthew 14. Salome danced in 7 veils in front of King Harrod's 15. Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage 16. David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times 17. A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony 18. The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic Genitals
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