Piercing Sermon

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Piercing Sermon


A woman went to her Pastor one day and said, "I'm embarrassed. My
husband keeps falling asleep in your sermons. What can I do about it?"
The pastor gave her a hat pin, and told her if he saw her husband
sleeping during his sermon the following Sunday, that he would give
her a sign. She would then proceed to poke her husband in the leg with
the pin.

Next Sunday came and sure enough, the husband fell asleep. Well, the
pastor noticed, and gave the motion to the wife as he was saying, "And
who do you worship?" Well, after the husband was poked, he shot up and
yelled "GOD!" "Very good," said the pastor. Well, the husband fell
asleep again, Pastor gave another motion to the wife and said, "WHO
died on the cross for you??" "JESUS!" the husband sat up and shouted.
"Right again," said the pastor.

Well, the husband falls asleep again, but the pastor doesn't notice,
and he accidentally gives the motion, and says, "What did Eve say to
Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" The husband shoots up and
shouts "You stick that thing in me one more time, I'm gonna break it
off and shove it up your ass!!"


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