Names
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Names
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's
a gay bar but decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer,
"What's the name of your penis?".
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want
is a drink". The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve
you until you tell me the name of your penis."
So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is
sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of
your penis?"
The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, "TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and
keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right
sipping on a fruity marguerita. "So, what do you call your
penis?"
The man to his right turns to him and prouldly exclaims,
"FORD, because quality is Job 1," Then adds, "Have you driven
a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name for his penis.
He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis
is 'Secret'. Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a
puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says "Strong enough for a man but made for a woman."
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Entered on: 05/04/1998
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