Brotherly Love
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Brotherly Love
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his
wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. " What's up?"
he says. " I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman. He
rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing,
his 4 year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy uncle
Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the
bedroom , past his screaming wife, and rips open the closet
door. Sure enough. there was his brother, totally naked,
cowering on the closet floor.
"You bastard" says the husband. "My wife's having a heart
attack, and you're running around with no clothes on
scaring the kids!"
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Entered on: 05/04/1998
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