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The Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movies
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The Top 15 Rejected Christmas Movies
15> "Miracle and a Quickie on 42nd Street -- A Times Square
Christmas"
14> Spike Lee's "Get On the Sleigh"
13> Van Damme *IS* "Santa Claude"
12> Michael Jackson stars in "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
11> "The Deep II -- A Chappaquiddick Holiday with Uncle Ted"
10> "There's no Santa Claus, Charlie Brown"
9> The spoiled brats ask for the moon and Santa delivers,
in "Naked Buns II"
8> Mickey Rooney & Andy Rooney in "Grumpy Old Elves"
7> Ross Perot as the autistic elf in "Reindeer Man"
("Of course, I'd be an excellent President.")
6> "It's a Wonderful Life, My Ass -- Pass the Malt Liquor"
5> Steven Segal *IS* "MissleToe"
4> Jane Fonda, Julia Roberts and Elizabeth Shue in "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
He's got a red nose and an Uzi. And he's about to teach them
some *new* reindeer games in "Rudolph II -- First Blood"
2> "No, YOU Open It!" -- A Kaczynski Christmas
and the Number 1 Rejected Christmas Movie...
1> "Blazing Saddles 2 -- How the Stench Stole Christmas"
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Entered on: 04/26/1998
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