Some Interesting answering machine announcements

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Some Interesting answering machine announcements


My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll 
leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as 
we're finished. 
 
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya.  We can't pick up the phone 
right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy.  Sonya 
likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... 
real slowly.  So leave a message, and when we're done brushing 
our teeth we'll get back to you. 
 
Hi.  This is John.  If you are the phone company, I already sent 
the money.  If you are my parents, please send money.  If you 
are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough 
money.  If you are my friends, you owe me money.  If you are a 
female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. 
 
(Narrator's voice:)  There Dale sits, reading a magazine. 
Suddenly the telephone rings!  The bathroom explodes into a 
veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of 
it, his arms windmilling at incredible speeds!  Will he make it 
in time?  Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain.  The bell hath 
sounded.  Thou must leave a message. 
 
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. 
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. 
 
Please leave a message.  However, you have the right to remain 
silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. 
 
(Sexy female voice with heavy panting) 
Hi, you've reached 555-3456. 
John is in (sigh) 
Oh no, he's out (aah) 
Yes, he's in again, (ooh) 
No he's out (aah) 
Why don't you just leave your name and number 
and he'll call you as soon as he... comes.


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