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Meet This Family.....
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Meet This Family.....
Have you ever over-heard someone saying that someone else doesn't know
Jack Schitt? Have you ever wondered who he is and who his family are?
Well, here's the family history of Jack Schitt.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and
Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee-deep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married
Noe Schitt and they produced six beautiful children.
Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next they
had twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt
and Giva Schitt; and then another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married
Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt
and they had a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt
married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg
Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy
number, Pisa Schitt, and they are anxiously awaiting the arrival of Baby
Schitt.
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Entered on: 04/26/1998
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