:   Netscrap(TM)   :   Education   :   Netscrap #264   :  


----- Begin NetScrap(TM) -----

I thought I would share a transcript of a particularly productive moment in my 9th grade "English" (sic) class: We watched the end of Zeferelli's "Romeo & Juliet" today in class. During the scene in which Romeo discovers Juliet, who appears to be dead, lying in the Capulet famiy crypt, the following discussion occurred: Julio Baez: Yo, he's gonna jump on her! Ms. Young: Julio, nowhere on this planet would that be an appropriate thing to say. Julio: No, Ms. Young! I think he's a hermaphrodite! Ms. Young: Julio, he's not a hermaphrodite. Julio: No, Ms. Young! For real! There's really people who like to have sex with dead people! Ms. Young: Yes, but they're not called "hermaphrodites," they're called "necrophiliacs." Julio: (Aside to Felix) She's so stupid. (To me) No Ms. Young, necrophiliac is when you have that disease where you can't stop bleeding. At least they're learning something.
----- End NetScrap(TM) -----
Entered on: 04/26/1998
Send it: Allegedly perpetrated by:
Copy and paste this into an email to a friend. We can make it easy for you. Mail it off with the Netscrap(TM) MailTool. Nils Reker

Got any more information about this? Add to the story.

75 Chars Wide
We're testing ads. Send feedback if you have opinions about this.
New original music shared every day in February:

Please visit our sponsor!