Short jokes

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Short jokes


Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile 
cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under   
it, and leave them there.  A few minutes later, one of the missionaries 
starts to laugh uncontrollably.  The other missionary can't believe 
it!  He says, "What's wrong with you?  We're being boiled alive!  
They're gonna at us!  What could possibly be funny at a time like 
this?"
   
The other missionary says, "I just peed in the soup."
   
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A lady walks into this diner sits at the luncheonette counter and 
orders a hamburger.  The huge woman behind the counter bellows, "One 
burger!" Ed the cook, who's even bigger and more disgusting, screams, 
"Bur-ger!", whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it 
in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and 
then tosses it on the grill.  The lady says, "That's the most 
disgusting thing I've ever seen."
   
The waitress replies, "Oh yeah?  That's nothing. You should be here in 
the morning when he makes the doughnuts.


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