Unique New York

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Unique New York


So a Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker get captured by cannibals.
The Chief comes to them and says, " The bad news is that now that we've
caught you, we're going to kill you.  We will put you in a pot and cook
you, then we'll eat you, and then we'll use your skins to build a canoe.  
The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword."  The chief gives him a sword, the
Frenchmand cries "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please."  The chief hands him a gun,
the Englishman points it at his head saying "God save the Queen!", and
blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says "Gimme a fork."  The chief is puzzled, but shrugs and
gives him a fork.  The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself
all over -- the stomach, sides, chest, everywhere.  There's blood gushing
all over the place, it's horrible.

The chief is appalled and asks, "God almighty, what are you doing?"

The New Yorker sneers and says, "So much for your canoe, you stupid fuck!"


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