What If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors?

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What If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors?


*  Nike Condoms:  Just do it.
*  Toyota Condoms:  Oh what a feeling.
*  Diet Pepsi Condoms:  You got the right one, baby. 
*  Pringles Condoms:  Once you pop, you can't stop. 
*  Mentos Condoms:  The freshmaker.
*  Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. 
*  Secret Condoms:  Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman. 
*  Macintosh Condoms:  It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
*  Ford Condoms:  The best never rest. 
*  Chevy Condoms:  Like a Rock.
*  Dial Condoms:  Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish 
                  everybody did? 
*  New York Lotto Condoms:  'Cause hey -- you never know. 
*  California Lotto Condoms:  Who's next? 
*  Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
*  EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ... 
*  KFC Condoms:  Finger-Licking Good.
*  Coca Cola Condoms:  Always the Real Thing.
*  Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today? 
*  Lays Condoms:  Betcha can't have just one.
*  Campbells Soup Condoms:  Mm, mm good.
*  Timex:  Takes a licking and keep on ticking. 
*  McDonald's: Over 1 billion served.
*  Volkswagon: Drivers wanted.
*  Porsche: There is no substitute
*  What was that brand of women's high heel shoe?: Looks like a 
        pump, feels like a sneaker.
*  Quaker Oats: Do the right thing.
*  Life Cereal:  He Like's It! He Like's It! 
*  Johnson & Johnson:  No more tears...
*  Wheaties Condoms: Condom of Champions


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