Bad Laugh

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Bad Laugh


Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they
were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You   
know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up 
  
today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and
spend the day.  Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences
over the campfire." The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man
hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked
into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate
lunch.  Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and   
dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were
filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your
day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad
tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to
the tracks. I cut the ropes off and we had sex in every imaginable way all
afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to
camp."

"Wow," the first guy says, "did you get a blow job?"

"No," says the second friend. "I couldn't find her head."


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