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Vacuum salesman
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Vacuum salesman
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.
He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything,
he runs inside and dumps horseshit all over the carpet. He says, "Lady, if
this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that horseshit, I'll eat
every chunk of it." She says, "You want tomato sauce on that? We just moved
in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
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Entered on: 04/23/1998
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