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Gorilla Removal Service
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Gorilla Removal Service
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He
looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he
finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy", is the
mans' response. "Oh yeah, I can do it. I'll be right there".
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, Chihuahua,
shotgun and a pair of hand cuffs. He then gives the man some
instructions.
"Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the
stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will
bite the gorilla's balls off. The gorilla will then cross his
hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on".
The man asks "What do I do with the shotgun?"
"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog"
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Entered on: 04/23/1998
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