Feeling sheepish?

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Feeling sheepish?


The only survivor of a shipwreck, Pierre washed ashore on a desert 
island. He managed to find food and water, and didn't mind the 
solitude, but he grew horny as hell. So when a sheep walked down the 
beach one day, he dragged the beast back to his hut and jumped it.

But just as he was starting to get it on, a dog ran out of the jungle 
and began to attack him, and in trying to defend himself from the 
dog, Pierre had to let the sheep go.

In the weeks that followed, the sheep appeared regularly, but every time
Pierre tried to get romantic with her, the dog materialized and attacked 
him viciously.

Weeks and months went by and Pierre grew hornier and hornier, until his
salvation appeared: a lovely young woman washed up on the shore. She 
was half drowned, but Pierre was able to resuscitate her, and when she 
came to, she was grateful beyond words.

"You saved my life," she sobbed. "I would have drowned. How may I 
repay you? I'll do anything, just name it...Anything!"

"Okay," commanded Pierre. "Hold that dog."


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