Software Lifecycle

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Software Lifecycle


Software doesn't just appear on the shelves by magic. That
program shink-wrapped inside the box along with the
indecipherable manual and 12-paragraph disclaimer notice
actually came to you by way of an elaborate path, through the
most rigid quality control on the planet. 
Here, shared for the first time with the general public, are the 
inside details of the program development cycle.

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing
department that the other 10 aren't really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn't work
and discovers 15 new bugs.

5. See 3.

6. See 4.

7. See 5.

8. See 6.

9. See 7.

10. See 8.

11. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely pre-mature
product announcement based on over-optimistic programming
schedule, the product is released.

12. Users find 137 new bugs.

13. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is
nowhere to be found.

14. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of
the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

15. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department
a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.

16. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor
using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

17. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires
programmer to redo program from scratch.

18. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. ----


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