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Cogito, ergo sum.

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Cogito, ergo sum.


Rene Descartes walks into a bar, really thirsty and hankering for a 
cool beer.  The bartender, seeing a person of such celebrated status 
walk in, thinks "I've got to set this guy up with something really 
nice!"  So he says to Descartes, "Mr. Descartes, would you like a nice 
snifter of cognac or perhaps some whisky from Scotland?  On the 
house?"
     
Descartes replies, "Oh, I think not"...and promptly disappears!


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Cogito, ergo sum.<br />

Rene Descartes walks into a bar, really thirsty and hankering for a 
cool beer.  The bartender, seeing a person of such celebrated status 
walk in, thinks "I've got to set this guy up with something really 
nice!"  So he says to Descartes, "Mr. Descartes, would you like a nice 
snifter of cognac or perhaps some whisky from Scotland?  On the 
house?"
     
Descartes replies, "Oh, I think not"...and promptly disappears!<br />

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